“Panchayat” is a light-hearted and humorous story about a young man named Abhishek, who ends up working as a secretary in a village called Phulera. Hoping for a better job, he feels stuck in this unfamiliar world filled with slow routines, strange villagers, and endless minute problems. But as he spends more time there, he slowly begins to realise the beauty of simple living and the warmth of human connections. With a perfect blend of comedy, emotion, and real-life situations, Panchayat shows how even the most unexpected and ordinary places can turn up into a special one —and sometimes, life’s biggest lessons come from the smallest villages.
If you love stories that are honest, funny, and make you feel something real — Panchayat is one series you shouldn’t miss!
List Of Best Panchayat Series Dialogues –
1. “Aatmsamman naam ka bhi koi cheez hota hai”
2. ” Sachiv ji toh waise bhi chaar paanch mahine baad jaane he wale hai”
” Toh 4-5 mahine baad chale jaaye bhabhi par samay se phele koi nahi jaayega koi nahi matlab koi nahi.”
3. ” Pradhan banne ke baad sabse pahle yahan ka baithiki band karwayenge..”
4. ” Hum sab kahin na kahin naach hi toh rahe hain Sachiv ji .”
5. ” Dekhiye Vidhayak ji ka hath hai humare sar par.”
” Kaha hain ? dikh toh nahi rha.”
6. ” Sona de kar koi eet- pathar kharidta hain kya Amma ?”
7. “Sham ko 7 baje chal sakte hain, main free bhi ho jaunga aur thoda andhera bhi ho jayega..”
” Andhere mein jaake kya karenge?”
8. “Woh MLA karna chah raha hai shanti samjhota to karne dete hai usko shanti samjhota.”
“Kabutar bhi toh udana hai.”
9. “Kab tak chupoge phulera ki aad me, kabhi toh aaoge fakoli baazar me.”
10. “6 baje pura gaon uth ke baith jayega, toh 9 baje dophar hi lagega na.”
11. ” Sachiv ji panchayat ka election matha par hai..”
“Toh main kya karun pradhan ji, achcha bhala resign kar raha tha, phir wapis aa gaya is gaon mein…”
12. “Jab shaadi hoga, bachcha hoga, aur ye 20 hazar me ghar chalana hoga na tab aap bhi sharabi ban jayenge.”
13. “Ye mamuli kagaz nhi hain, mare hue logon ka hai, kabhi bhi zinda ho jayenge.”
14. ” Bas andar se mann acha nahi lag raha.”
15. “Prahladji , unko pata chal jayega ki chaar mithai tha , aur ek koi utha liya.
” Kaise pata chalega ?”
” Guest ko teen piece mithai thodi na dete hain , ya toh chaar dete hain ya toh do deta hain.”
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16. ” Ek – ek cup chai aur bola Jaye .”
17. “Dekh raha hai Binod, Pradhan ji gussa dikha rahe hain.”
18. “”Fraud chal raha hai 12 ghar mein se 7 Phulera pashchim ko mila hai jidhar Pradhan rehta hai aur..Phulera purab ko mile sirf 4 ghar. Gao ko apne jaise matlabi neta nahi ek doordarshi neta chahiye.”
19. “Yeh jo tanki dekh rahe hai na, upar chad kar aapko gaon itna sundar lagega ki aapko gaon se pyaar ho jayega”
20.” Weeknd hota hai sir, log party karte hai weekend pe… aur main kya kar raha tha? Lauki cheel raha tha yaha pe…”
21. “Darwaza Todne ke liye kaun kaha re?”
“Tod toh darwaza rahe the, darwaaze se majboot toh taala nikla.”
22. Dost yaar keh dene se dost yaar nahi ho jaata Pradhan ji… nibhana bhi padta hai
23. “Mistri kahaan hai…aur yeh indicator kaise toot gaya?”
“Sachivji pehle kya bataye, mistri kahaan hai ki indicator kaise toot gaya?”
24. ” Kijiye meeting meeting..kheliye meeting meeting..karte rahiye meeting meeting..alhuaa meeting.”
25. ”Ek number ka banrakas aadmi hai, aap uski baat ka zyada value mat dijiye.”
26. “Pehla Beer thoda teji se ghatkiyega, varna kya hota hai jab tak dusri ka number aata hai, garam ho jaati hai.”
27. . “Aap logon ke liye office hai, mere liye toh ghar hai.”
28. “Road ke liye bhale hi fund lagta ho Vidhayak ji, lekin achcha insaan banne mein fund nhin lagta.”
29.“Kundali mile na mile, vichaaro ka milna bahot zaroori hai.”
“Kya hai ki, agar vichaar nahi mila pura byavahik jeevan ka bhand ho jata hai.”
30. “Kitni baar bole hai chaabi janeu me baandh ke rakhiye, par nahi humein toh fashion karna hai.”
31.“Do bachche hai meethi kheer, usse jyada bawasir.”
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