‘Chup Chup Ke’, directed by Priyadarshan, is a laugh-filled rollercoaster where every mix-up leads to more madness. The story follows Jeetu, a man who pretends to be deaf and mute to escape his money troubles, but ends up in a house full of quirky people and strange misunderstandings. What makes the movie truly a masterpiece is its hilarious comedy—especially the unstoppable duo of Rajpal Yadav and Paresh Rawal, whose funny fights, crazy logic, and nonstop banter lights up every scene. With silent love, loud confusion, and jokes that hit just right, ‘ Chup Chup Ke’ turns an ordinary drama into a comedy adventure where you can’t stop laughing out aloud.
1. “Iss ghar mein kitne log rehte hain?”
“Yahin koi 15 se 20”
“Haan toh isse ghar kyun kehte hain,
Zila kyun ghoshit kar dete”.
2. “Kam kar nahi toh…tujhe rassi pe sukha dunga.”
3. “Haan haan laane do aur kapde laane do padosiyo se bhi puch lo yeh sasta aur acha sabun hain isliye itni majduri karwa rhe ho”
4. “Aaj toh faisla kar hi daalte hai, seedhe chalte hain muchchad ke ghar aur phir puchenge naav wapis karta hai yaa nhi , phir muchchad bolega ‘naav wapis nhi karunga ‘ toh hogya na faisla.”
5. “Yeh hume aapko dikha rha tha “.
6. “Mujhe kapde dhona bohot achche se aata hai. Main isko bilkul sikha dunga.”
7. “Main jaa rha hun apne samdhi se milne kyunki , maine apne batijhe ko khud se goad le liya hain “.
8. “Mera naam hain Natwar Jhunjhunwala”
“Aap kuch bhi boliye yeh nhi sunne wala”
9. “Hospital ki khidki khol do… jitna oxygen chaho mil jayega.
10. “Kya maarke dikha, maarke dikha , maarke dikha .”
11. “Main langotiya Jeetu ka mara hua yaar hun.”
12. “Toh tum isse nahi jaante “.
13. “Sara bharatwasi mere bhai behen hain, unmein se ye kisika toh beta hoga, toh hua na mera bhatija.”
14. “Iska photo kheench ke isko dikha ke isse puch lete hain ki ye kaun hai…tab toh ye batayega na ki ye kaun hai.”
15. “Aari milegi? Woh mujhe itna majboot aur tikau khana khane ki aadat nahi hai.”
16. “Mujhe nahi pta tha main itna khoobsurat lagta hun , kyun kya bolti hain tu”.
17. “Yeh bag bhi kitni bhoolkad hain, jahan rakhta hun wahi baith jaati hain chal seedhe.”
18. “Aaj toh faisla kar hi daalte hai, seedhe chalte hain muchchad ke ghar aur phir puchenge naav wapis karta hai yaa nhi , phir muchchad bolega ‘naav wapis nhi karunga ‘ toh hogya na faisla.”
19. “Arey oyee chota Chetan yaa toh tu pee yaa phir soja”
20. “Main koi bottle se nikla hua bhoot hoon, jo ek ke baad ek kaam dete hi ja rahe ho.”
21. “Aap do na, aap do na.”
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